Every Christmas this Elf on a Shelf trend gets bigger and bigger and I don’t get it at all. In an attempt to understand, I have listed everything I know about this strange little phenomena.
1. There is probably a block in his butt that keeps him on the shelf.
2. He’s creepy looking as fuck
3. He seems to come alive at night and do horrible things to your household and family members.
4. In the morning, he becomes significant to the children somehow.