You Are Now Reading the Blog of Someone Who Has Been on Television. I Know. I Feel It Too.
As you probably know from yesterday’s blog, at 10 pm last night Peter Paras and I were on Open Source with Leon Krauze to talk...
Tag: grandma
Sex Poems for Ben
We’ll get to the sex in a moment, but first there’s some more drama breaking out about my grandma, and what’s going to happen to...
Guess Who’s Back?
If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you already know that we are once again, the owners of a much contested Rat Terrier named...
And That’s How We Ungot a Dog
Last weekend has been so dramatic and so filled with ballsackery that I’m actually reading my own Facebook to remind me of the timeline. Hold...
And That’s How We Got A Dog
The day after my meeting with mom was the day Grandma’s boyfriend got out of jail. She had been telling everybody in the family how...
The Time I Saw My Mom After 5 Years of Not Speaking
This is the most recent update to the continuing drama surrounding my Grandma’s hip replacement, her near fatal visit to The Californian, and her boyfriend’s...
Pepper’s Log, Stardate Yesterday
11:00 p.m. Marina shows up and we hang out for a little bit. Then I get to go on a WALK! to her car, which...
You Can’t Make This Up
It’s Wednesday night, I’m blogging this from my grandma’s hospital room. We’re currently waiting for the staff to bring a wheelchair so we can wheel...
Grandma’s Hospital Stay
So I mentioned that my grandma is in the hospital. It looks like she’s going to stay there for at least a couple more days....
Grandma’s Surgery and My Writer’s Block
So today (Wednesday) is the day my grandmother has her hip replacement surgery. Which means that I’ll have gotten up at 4:30 a.m. in order...
Dear Old Bitch: Next Time I Will Fight You
So this weekend, I decided it would be a good idea to take my elderly grandmother and her friend to a music festival in Old...
Blogging Monday through Friday Means Never Having to Produce Your Best Work
Have you ever noticed how much this guy: looks like this guy? I guess that’s why they made him the Hulk. And an excellent hulk...
Memorial Day Post from the Archive
Today is Memorial Day, so I’m not counting is as a real day. However I do advertise this blog as being updated Monday through Friday,...
What I Wore: Winter Wool and Whimsey
I think this is one of my favorite outfits lately. It was warm, comfortable and playful. Wool Coat from H&M via the Thrift Store Yellow...
Twitter Tells Me: Sex, Suicide and Unsafe Driving
As is my habit (and in order to get the poetry as far away from the top of the page as I can) I have...
On Caregiving
My grandmother attracts strays. She’s not particularly motherly, but motherless things seem inexplicably drawn to her. Possibly because we all know that she’ll care for...
What I Wore: The Day Before
This outfit is from Tuesday, the day before everything fell apart. I was back to feeling miserable after a short time of elated well-being. I...
What I Wore: Born for Comfort
Since I was sick yesterday, I decided to go for an outfit that would be the most comfortable without totally just being PJs. This underskirt...