| × I have broken someone’s bones.
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (you’re as sick as you’re secrets)
|| × I hate the rain.
| × I’m paranoid at times.
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (fuck that shit.)
||✓ I need/want money right now. (you can’t always get what you want)
|✓ I love sushi.
|| × I talk really, really fast.
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning.
| × I have long hair.
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
|| × I have at least one sibling. (a fake one. I suppose he doesn’t count)
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
||✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (all of the above.)
|| × I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (seriously, anyone who’d actually die without caller id should have been shot anyway)
|✓ I like the way that I look.
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
||✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I’d say I’m a realist)
| × I have a lot of mood swings.
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (as a capitalist, I think it’s the only way.)
||✓ I slept with a roommate. (I sleep with my roomate)
|✓ I have a hidden talent.
|| × I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||✓ I have a lot of friends.
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (did more than that.)
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone.
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I’ve rejected someone before.
|✓ I currently like/love someone.
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I don’t think anyone has to worry about that. Leave to today what is todays, and give to tomorrow what is tomorrow’s.)
|| × I want to have children in the future.
| × I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
|| × I’m not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (of course)
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
|| × I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
|| × I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
|✓ I own the “South Park” movie.
||✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (of course.)
|| × I enjoy some country music. (hell no.)
| × I would die for my best friends. (depends on the situation)
|| × I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (no. holloween is awesome because of the decorations)
|| × I have dated a close friend’s ex.
||✓ I am happy at this moment.
|✓ I’m obsessed with guys. (mostly just obsessed with sex, but I want to have it with guys, so they usually end up in the equation.)
||✓ Democrat. (However, I do think that the party needs to grow some fucking balls)
|| × Republican. (culture of life my ass)
| × I don’t even know what I am.
|| × I am punk rockish. (i like punk rock and uphold the ideals of nonsense, travesty, and incongruity espouswed by it and the dadaist movement from wince it came.)
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
|✓ I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. (i tie mine upside down, but other people do to)
|| × I can work on a car.
| × I love my job(s). (I love one of them, the other is for shit.)
||✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
||✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
|✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles. (like ’em, can’t say I loe ’em. they bite)
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
|✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can’t whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (what’s more, I have napped on one.)
|| × I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (almost every one.)
||✓ I talk in my sleep.
| × I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (hell no. hell no hell no hell no.)
|| × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
|✓ I have a tattoo.
|| × I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
|✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all.
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
||✓ I’m an artist. (aren’t we all?)
|| × I am ambidextrous. (a little, but no enough to claim that I really am.)
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. (I’m my own favorite subject.)
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
||✓ I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke.
|| × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I’m normal. (except my doctor.)
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (all the time. I’m the biggest cry baby there is.)
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits.
||✓ I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I care way too much about weather or not other people like me.)
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (… but I’m not the only one)
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (problems, yes. emotional, no, and professionals are never any help.)
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can’t stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I’m a judgmental asshole. (of course)
||✓ I’m a HUGE drama-queen.
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
|| × I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian.
|| × I can speak more than one language.
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (the problem is that you can’t read and do something else at the same time. With t.v. you can watch and do someting with your hands.)
||✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
| × I have no piercings.
|| × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (I’ve spent christmas morning completely alone. That sucked.)
|| × There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it.
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
| × I am compulsively honest.
||✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (it’s called crazy)
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
|| × I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
||✓ I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (everything’s significant)
|| × Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
|| × I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (of course)
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
||✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts.
|| × I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I think they are, I just don’t think it’s wrong)
|| × I don’t like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
|| × I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up.
|| × I have a custom-built computer.
|| × I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (creepy)
|| × I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
||✓ I’ve performed in three plays.
|✓ I enjoy burritos. (and tacos)
|| × I’m Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
|| × I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough.
|✓ I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out.
| × I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
|| × I can only hate someone that I love. (lame)
|| × I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.