1. Do you like toast?
3. Do you make toast?
2. Do you like the toast you make?
Use the key below to calculate your score!
3 questions yes:
YOU ARE A HAND-CRAFTED ARTISANAL ROSEMARY SOURDOUGH TOAST CHAMPION!
Pound that toast out, bro.
2 questions yes:
YOU ARE A RESPECTABLE WHEAT BREAD FROM THE WHITE PEOPLE STORE BALLER!
Appreciate the bounty of toast, my friend.
1 question yes:
YOU ARE A NON-NONSENSE WONDERBREAD FIEND!
And that’s nothing to be ashamed of.
0 questions yes:
YOU ARE LIVING IN A TOASTLESS, PURPOSELESS HELL!
How do you even look yourself in the eye anymore?