Play The Mouth Music

I forgot to write a blog. Below is every synonym for cunnilingus in the Sex Lexis, a dictionary of sexual terms.

clitorilingus, cunnilinctio, cunnilinction, cunnilincto, cunnilinctus, cunnilingtie, cunnilinguate, cunnilingue, lambitus, orolabial-stimulation, SLANGONYMS, AND EUPHEMISMS, barking-at-the-ape, bikini-burger, bird-washing, bite-the-dog-end, blow (job), blow-some-tunes, boating, box-lunch, box-lunch-at-the-Y, brush-one’s-teeth, brush-teeth, bush-dinner, canyon-yodeling, carpet-munching, chew (it), chew-the-she-fat, chow-box, clam-dive, clam-diving, clam-lapping, Connie-Lingus, cunning-linguistics, cunt-lap, cunt-lapping, cunt-sucking, cuntino-filet-with-white-sauce, dine at the Y, dining at the YMCA, dinner-beneath-the-bridge, dipping-the-brush, dive (in the bushes), dive-a-muff, dive-in-the-canyon, dive-into-it, do-it-the-French-way, don-the-beard, donning-the-beard, doormat-bashing, drinking-at-the-fuzzy-cup, drinking-from-the-furry-cup, eat-beaver, eat-fur-pie, eat-hair-pie, eat-muff-pie, eat-a-tuna-sandwich, eat-a-tuna-taco, eat-out, eat-seafood, eat-pussy, eat-squirrel, eat, eat(ing) at the Y, eating-a-kipper-pie, face-fucking, face-job, face-the-nation, fall in love, fanny-noshing, feathery flick, fifty-nine, fifty-nining, fish-dinner, French arts, French culture, French-job, French-kiss, French-lessons, French-love, French-sex, French-tricks, French-way, French-head-job, Frenching, fur burger (furburger), fur-pie, fuzz-sandwich, fuzzburger, gam, gamahuche, get-down, get-head, give-a-blow-job, give-a-face-job, give-a-length-of-tongue, give-face, give-good-head, give-head, give-skull, go-boating, go-for-sushi, go down on, go-down-and-do-tricks, go-south, go-under-the-house, go-way-down-South-in-Dixie, gorilla-burger, gorilla-in-the-washing-machine, growl-at-the-badger, growl-at-the-biter, growlbite, hair(y) pie, hairburger, hat-job, have-a-box-lunch, have-a-mustache, have-a-tuna-sandwich, have-box-lunch, head (job), husband’s-supper, kiss-it-(down), kiss-somebody’s-down, kneel-at-the-altar, labial-titillation, lap-cunt, lap-it, larking, larro, lay-the-lip, lick, lick-a-chick, lick-a-clit, lick-the-slit, lick-twat, lickety-split (licketysplit), licking-anchovy, licking-the-beaver, lingual-stimulation, lingual-titillation, lip-reading, lip-service, lip-work, lunch-at-the-Y, make-mouth-music, moustache-ride, mouth-job, mouthlove, mouth-music, muff, muff-barking, muff-dive, muff-diving, muff-pie, muff-munching, muffet, mumbling-in-the-moss, munch, munch-the-bearded-clam, ocean-pinking, one-man-band, oral-job, parting-the-fuzz, picnic, picnic-on-it, picnic-up-on-it, playing-in-the-sandbox, pug-noshing, punch-in-the-mouth, pussy-nibbling, red-wings, sack-lunch, scalp, sea-food-dinner, shrimping, sip-at-the-fuzzy-cup, play mouth music, sit on a face, skin-dive, skin-diving, smoking-the-fur, sneeze-in-the-basket, sneeze-in-the-cabbage, sneeze-in-the-canyon, speak-Low-genitalese, speak-in-tongues, talking-to-the-canoe-driver, talking-to-the-boat-people, telephone-the-stomach, tip-the-velvet, swing-low, tongue, tongue-bath, tongue-fuck, tongue fucking, tongue-job, tongue-sushi, tongue-wash, tonguing, trim, trimming-the-hedges, tuna-taco, velvet-buzz-saw, wearing the beard, whistle-in-the-dark, whistling-in-the-dark, whistling-in-the-weeds, worship-at-the-altar, yodel, yodeling-in-the-gully, yodeling-in-the-canyon-(of-love), yodeling-up-the-valley,

You thought this was going to be about butts, didn’t you? I’m more than just a one sex act pony, you know.