2014 Christmas Twitter Hall of Fame
I got a good crop this year. But first, the trend of promoted tweets linked to depraved search terms continues. Merry Christmas to Ford, Unilever,...
Holiday Repost – The 21 Best Tweets from Christmas 2013 – A Chronological List
For your reading pleasure, a look back at the insanity that was last Christmas on Twitter. Now, go make this Christmas scandalous… and then tweet...
Diamond Ads
Are fucking stupid.
Christmas Eve Eve
Sounds like a brand of douche sold exclusively at The 99 Cent Store. It would be pine scented. Of course. Fun fact: In the last...
12:13 AM
I started reading this book as research for Jake and Jessica. Deliciois, tantalizing research. As you can see, I’m nearly halfway through and absolutely enjoying...
Currently Reading
On the recommendation of friend Charles. It has been advertised as being chock full of fat, ethnnic femme goodness.
Wherin I Watch Honky Monstrosity “Devious Maids”
I saw a trailer for the Lifetime Original show Devious Maids, which seems to be some sort of social experiment regarding how many degrading outfits...
What.
It’s after one am. I have absolutely nothing to say. I haven’t had anything to say for two weeks. I’m ass deep in this new...
Sometimes They Come Back – Review of There’s Something About Ari
There’s Something About Ari by L.B. Gregg Thanks to NetGalley and Riptide Publishing for the review copy. There’s Something About Ari is the second installment...
Reaching Out – Review of Stand By You
Stand By You by A.M. Arthur Thanks to NetGalley and Carina Press for the review copy. This is the third installment of The Belonging Series....
I am the Vassal of Fuck Review of Icebound
Icebound by Corinna Rogers Thanks to Net Galley and HarperImpulse for the review copy. This was a page turner. Set in a world where magic...
So you have an ethnic partner…
Tips and tricks for keeping and caring for your whiteness-challenged loved one. An angry Mexican rant.* 1. Their culture is not “cool.” Don’t start buying...
Don’t Eat This Stuff
It’s super gross. You know how some extremely artificial foods just taste like a pile of weird chemicals? This is like that, but not good....
Business Crying
Just had my quarterly melt-down, right on schedule. Tears and everything. For no earthly reason. Well.. except unbearable stress. — Marina Rose Martinez (@Marinaisgo) December...
All I Want Are Days Like This
Working by yourself, you frequently feel like you're vomiting your heart into a vacuum. Today was not like that. Today was good. — Marina Rose...
Step 1: Take a Vine. Step 2: ??? Step 3: $$$
Short answer: No. Long answer: Kind of. Vine, like any other avenue to your end user/customer/client/what-have-you can be used to leverage your brand, which will...
Biological Determinist Shirts
For those who don’t know or who have forgotten: First of all, biological determinism suggests a level of knowledge we don’t currently have about humanity...
I’m Back, Bitches!
There were no posts on Tuesday or Wednesday because my hosting company, Lunar Pages took a huge fat dump all over my face and tits....
Why Twitter is Better than Facebook
I would agree that dumb clickbait articles are counter-productive in social media networks where the stated purpose of those networks is to foster genuine connection...
But a Brief Glimpse: Review of In From the Cold
In From the Cold by Cat Grant Thanks to NetGalley and Cat Grant for the review copy. In from the Cold is the long awaited...
The Lives We Try to Lead: Review of The Jade Butterfly
The Jade Butterfly by Jeffrey Round Thanks to NetGalley and Dundurn for the review copy. The Jade Butterfly will be available for purchase on March...
2014 Thanksgiving Twitter Hall of Fame
holy fuck. i just woke up on the floor in the bathroom and everybody is asleep. wtf happened lmao — amber (@possiblyBaeKap) November 28, 2014...
Holiday Repost: Thanksgiving 2013
Happy Thanksgiving, bitches. Here’s a little taste of the holiday goodness you can expect to be served fresh tomorrow. This is late because I spent...
“I have been throwing up since I started running.”
I know, I know, I’m on vacation, but I can’t fucking sit here at the beach anymore while this is happening in the real world....
How to Blog on Vacation
I’m sitting at my office desk on Saturday before my vacation, writing this so that it will publish next Tuesday as if I were here...
Canadians Walk Like This 0-|<
The problem with living in the Pacific Northwest is that I just can’t pick the Canadians out of a crowd like I could in LA....
Cinco de Stinko
Some Mexicans get annoyed that white people love Cinco de Mayo. That would be like the Irish getting mad that everybody celebrates St. Patrick’s Day....
Everyone is Fighting Their Own Battle
In my business, I do a lot of cold calling. It’s the cheapest, fastest way to get clients, but about 50% of the receptionists I...
What I Wore: On My Nails
Which phrase would be engraved in your grave stone if you had to choose it from the last song you heard?
It’s either Generator ^ First Floor by the Freelance Whales Or Lord Knows by Tupac Such complex. Much diversity. What’s yours? Leave it in the...
When nothing goes wrong
Him: “It’s only been a few days.” Me: “It’s been two years.” I’m so tired of my work. I take so much time and effort...
My Me Time is Sacred
I have spent almost the entire day naked in bed mainlining Buffy. No regrets.
Dragon Age Inquisition: Early Access
Thanks to the wonder of EA’s Early Access, you are reading the blog of someone who has played Dragon Age: Inquisition. The first thing I...
Jake and Jessica and Transgender Sex
Jake and Jessica fans may want to pay special attention to this rant, although it may be of interest to any and all of you,...
No Response
I took a part time job to try and steady out my revenue stream pay my fucking bills. The idea is, this way I won’t...
My Neighbor’s Alarm Goes Off at Five AM
And if I’m already having trouble sleeping, I can hear it through the wall. Basically, when insomnia hits, the alarm is there to add insult...
Organizational Love Triangle
In the last month, I have conceived of, and partially executed the creation of two organizations other than my own personal brand. Both of them...
Old Time Religion: Review of The Bells of Times Square by Amy Lane
The Bells of Times Square by Amy Lane Thanks to NetGalley and Riptide Publishing for the review copy. The Bells of Time Square will be...
Eat and Grow Fat: How to Be Happy
The thing about being insecure and unhappy, is that’s not a conditional reality. If you’re insecure and unhappy, you’re going to be insecure and unhappy...
Rape-quit: Cool New Fad
With all this gamer gate shit hitting the fan, and everybody, once again, realizing that rape threats are not conducive to political activism, I have...
Did You Fucking Vote?
I already voted. By mail. Because Oregon, hooray. Enough about me. Did you fucking vote? Because if you didn’t vote, it’s just a rule of...
A New Nightcrawler Movie?
Halloween 2014 Liveblog in Real Time
Hi, I’m liveblogging Halloween. You may know me from such liveblogs as Election Day 2012, Die Hard, and Night Traffic Court. 12:00 a.m. It is...
Map of the Modern Latina
Your bank was dumb, I’m glad I left
Five years ago, I switched to a credit union. It was the best decision I’ve ever made. I was originally a Washington Mutual customer, and...
Always.
In other news, can I just say how tired I am of books where the main character is a general shit, as well as unskilled...
Men on Seamonsters – Review of Rise of the Thing Below
Rise of the Thing Down Below by Daniel W. Kelly Thanks to Net Galley and Bold Strokes Books for the review copy. In this third...
Pumpkin Patching
We went to a pumpkin patch today. I was completely unprepared for the amount of mud. Thankfully, I didn’t slip. But I did look and...
15 Movies – Part 3
15 movies that stuck with me, in no particular order, part 3 11. The Doom Generation: The one that started it all, the movie that...
Halloween Nails
Sadly, I don’t have much else to contribute. I binge watched some of the new shows. Forever is like New Amsterdam, except not broody, and...