Hulk Smash
I wrote a comic. I took a picture of each panel with my cell phone. I don’t know if the letters are coming through clear...
Twitter Movie Suggestions
I just made a list of movie suggestions on twitter that I rather liked the language in, so I’ll paste them down here and clean...
Freestyles
I pulled this off of the freestyle thread on the Keith and the Girl forums. Just in case it gets deleted. Many are cheesy and...
Today I Illustrated an FML
If you don’t know what FML is, click here.
The Things You Find on a Sunday Night
I found these on my computer tonight, and I realized that I never posted them. I drew them both on the same day, sometime in...
Boyfriend, I Made You This for Loving Me
I made this for my sweet boyfriend. It has all our living things in it.
I am Not a Swiss Cheese Person
So… this is about to get really lame. Stop reading if you’re tired of hearing about my stupid momma drama. I’m hoping that this won’t...
Wuv, Sweet Wuv
I’m writing, not so much as a response to, but a riff on No Arms James’ recent blog about being single, and longing for a...
I guess I had something to say about God
I was raised without religion. I understand that my grandmother was raised an atheist, as in “this family does not believe in God” type of...
Seven Years with Good Rent
Yes friends, after seven long years of exile (well, 6 and a half, but who’s counting) behind the Orange Curtain, I am returning to the...
It’s Like the Giving Tree, Only Not Stupid
I’ve just been thinking about the arboreal nature of human development. Have you ever met a person who was like a seed, and every once...
Who’s Liveblogging Night Traffic Court? Me, Fuckers!
I went to Night Traffic Court for doing a California roll right turn on a red light, and it was boring so I decided what...
When You’re the Only Girl at the Party…
I found this photo on Jezebel, and felt compelled to create. The wood talks to me. It said “ripper.”
Customer Service Horror Stories
I worked at Blockbuster for almost 2 years in college, and I have a few horror stories from that. My favorite one happened towards the...
Paper Crane Love
Once upon a time, a notebook paper crane befriended a construction paper crane… …and they fell in love… …and everything got better, everywhere around them....
Rain, Rain…
I guess I’m on a blogging kick. Anyway, I thought I’d write about the rain because that’s what’s going on and I’m anything if not...
Obligatory Anti-Christmas Rant In Under 10 Minutes!
I just wanted to say that I could really do without Christmas, completely. Like, I understand that there needs to be a festival of lights,...
For Those About to Rock, We Salute You
So, awhile ago I wrote this tawdry block of text on the Keith and the Girl forums in response to a girl who was having...
I Guess I’m Just a Douche Bag
So I’ve been thinking about the last blog I wrote about Ben’s perfect family, and my anxiety over my lameness and overall lack of tact...
I Was Feeling Melodramatic
You Down With O.P.P?
No. I’m not even down with the idea that P can belong to OP, that is P that are O than the person the aforementioned...
Vegetarianism Revisited
You can see the whole do to here , but I’ve decided to go back to vegetarianism and take a more detailed look at my...
The Old Songs
Awhile ago, I was listening to The Flatus Show, upon the recommendation of Kalvin of the Hello Waffles Podcast and Kentie, the host sang a...
Rape Tuesday
I posted this on a forum in response to some guy’s dumb instance that “women who are raped are asking for it, women think that...
To (M)eat or Not to (M)eat
I spent the entirety of last weekend in the desert, walking and sweating and eating exceptionally crappy college cafeteria food. As much fun as this...
Shame on Australia!
I Thought All Wool Was the Same I work for an eco-friendly company as a copywriter, and although I knew that we sold New Zealand...
The Sun Is Your Friend
It seems like every summer, we get the same speech, especially here in Sunny Southern California, where sunbathing on pool loungers is not just a...
American Futon
The American Futon Everyone remembers the futon, weather in their first apartment as a dual-purpose couch, or on a visit as a convertible guest bed....
Mow Your Way To Better Health
Every summer, my grandmother and I would go on our pilgrimage to across the state, paying a visit to every relative in the line. Among...
Furniture Woman
I think that I will be the kind of old person that surrounds myself with my furniture. My bedroom furniture will be huge, and I...
Race Race Race
This was an assignment for my African American Literature class. We were told to write about our first memory of race in a non-linear way....
The War And Me
First Published in Voice Chapman University’s Social Justice Publication 2006 When the first Gulf war broke out, I wanted to protest. I wanted to be...
update
My mom went through surgery fine, the tumor turned out to be very small, and had not yet spread anywhere. Thanks for your kind thoughts...
Zombies!
Here are some pictures from the commercial I did yesterday. These are my zombies: This girl was my favorite out of the ones I did:...
Today I…
…got ff work early, listened to some music, took a shower, read comic books and jerked off. Then I fell asleep secure in the knowledge...
A Rant About Charity PR
Is anyone else bothered by the wierd-ass thing that Hollywood is doing with Africa right now? I just saw the cover of July’s Vanity Fair,...
We’re Good
It’s 8:51. I’m using the wireless internet outside my job. I have to be in there in nine more minutes. I hate this job, but...
And Gosh Darn It, People Like Me!
Poopy morning. My lap-top’s mother-bored burnt out. I asked my grandma (the richist person I know) if she would please buy me a macbook for...
I Drew These Last Night
Could You Die?
I know I could… and I mean from fucking bliss!!! Ok so, long story short: On a whim, I e-mailed the wonderful, fabulous, drag queen...
fucked in both ends with nothing to show for it
The last time I was this conflicted, it was drug induced. If I’m on drugs and I’ve forgotten, they should have worn off by now....
Another Sunday Night
I don’t know, I kind of suck at life. Tonight I did the laundry for the first time since I was single. Ben usually does...
oh my bright red jesus
I’m watching M.A.S.H. My chest hurts. Bronchitis again? Maybe. My show sucks, but I can’t stop making it, and I don’t think I care, but...
Podcast
Some of you know that I have a show. We got a new, easier to remember website http://www.ilovelard.com Also the show has a myspace http://www.myspace.com/marinacast...
Batman
Since I Might Have Cancer…
I’m holding a Tombstone Writing Contest! The winner of this contest will get to pull the plug if I get put on life support (in...
really really long and unnecissary
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.) × I miss somebody right now. × I don’t watch much TV these days. (I...
I tried to find a poem…
… to tell you what I was thinking, but there wasn’t anything good, so I wrote one of my own. Sometimes I forget myself While...
Dear Morons:
Look here, idiots of the world, I do not care what you think. You may think that you are very smart, I’m sure that you’re...
Oh My Hairy Liberal Pussy!!!
I was listening to “The Best Of The Left” podcast this morning, and holy fuck. These guys are fucking idiots. I had downloaded it because...