Hot Guy Awareness Ribbon

After yesterday’s extremely popular John Barrowman retrospective, it was suggested (by me) that I might be the patron saint of hot guys, and then friend and reader Becky thought that my new hot guy awareness campaign needed it’s own magnetic car ribbon. Which, of course, I agreed we did. And as with everything I make, I thought it should be in the shape of a penis.

Next time I start suggesting things should be penis shaped, please remind me of this day. Because not everything needs to be penis shaped. I know I’ll forget that in about 20 minutes.

penis ribbon

penis ribbon 2

penis ribbon 3

penis ribbon winner

As you can see, I basically ended up with a regular old penis. Which is nothing to thumb your nose at, I’m just saying it’s not really evocative of a ribbon at all anymore.

Speaking of cock, can anybody tell me why my Samsung Galaxy Note 2 decided to stop turning on Wi-Fi and Bluetooth? I push the buttons and they just sit there in the “I’m about to turn on” phase, then cycle back off. I did a battery pull earlier and that fixed it for about 2 minutes, but the Bluetooth didn’t really work. It said it was on, but my friend on the other line could hardly hear me.

UPDATE: Second battery pull seems to have fixed it for now. Also, did you know that Puzzle and Dragon will remember exactly where you were if you pull your battery out mid-game? What a buddy.