I’ve had a killer headache since lunch. So I’ll be quick.
You might be wondering if I’ve gotten laid off. I’m wondering too. Still no word amongst mounting tensions.
The night before last I accidentally stabbed myself in the palm with a fork so hard that I started bleeding. Then I checked my phone, saw that one of my very favorite coworkers got her notice, went to dramatically sink to the couch but hit my head instead and spent the next ten minutes ugly crying while Ben petted me and Pepper licked my hand.
I’m really, extraordinarily high strung. My contingency plans have contingency plans. I’m so tired and I’m a complete mess. Something’s to give.