Half of Design is Taking Out the Cum

They say that half of design is taking out the dicks and the swastikas. Anybody who works for milk, or milk-like products should add cum to that prestigious industry filter.

Friend Chief found this amazing, cumtastic piece of milk promotion.

Let’s break it down:

The face you make when you know it’s about to hit your back:

The face you make when you remember that you forgot you kind of like it when it hits your back:

When you haven’t been able to find any “alone time” recently: (Or so I hear)

When you have a supportive, loving friend group:

When you just cant seem to get it off your hand:

That feeling of anticipation:

That ends in disappointment:

And finally, if we didn’t already get it, the logo is like two little dicks, coming at each other from opposite sides of the space:

Fortunately, Milk Life (with dicks) isn’t the first campaign to make this rather creepy analogy. Silk’s bukake version is even worse. Much worse.