Christmas Eve Eve

Sounds like a brand of douche sold exclusively at The 99 Cent Store.

It would be pine scented. Of course.

Fun fact: In the last month exactly two people found this site using the search term “gay rape movies.”

Blogs have been short and more than a little incoherent lately. I’d like to be able to tell you when that’s going to get better, but I really have no clue.

2015 is either the year all this insanity finally pays off, or it’s the year I give up and start cashing in on my not inconsiderable HJ skillz.

Today I actually said “I mean, if I end up homeless again, it’s not like I haven’t already solved that problem once.”