The Fuckable Butch
John Stewart pointed it out last month with Caitlyn Jenner’s triumphant coming out, but it bears repeating. Every woman in our society is sorted on...
I do what I want.
John Stewart pointed it out last month with Caitlyn Jenner’s triumphant coming out, but it bears repeating. Every woman in our society is sorted on...
Found in an old journal. We are standing in the heat and talking about our moms. Hers is crazy and mine too. Sometimes when I...
You are Stitch! You’re a monster specially engineered for destruction, but there are times when you wonder if there’s more to life. Friends describe you...
Today is the day that equal marriage became the rule of law in the United States. Thanks to a supreme court decision, minority rights have...
It was 92 degrees today. In LA, I could do 92 standing on my head. I once sat in 110 in the valley in a...
Mine would be itchy sole of foot while wearing boots. As you can probably tell, allergies continue to prevail.
I am so tired. My throat hurts from coughing, my abs hurt from sneezing, and I’ve been putting chapstick on the inside of my nose...
The man butt has long been a neglected feature in gaming. It’s a shame because the lady butt is practically a major field of study...
Southern California doesn’t have a lot of visible frogs. Lizards and snakes, yes. Frogs no. So, even though I was the kind of child that...
Charleston’s Emanuel AME Church isn’t just a church. It is a historic symbol of black resistance to slavery and racism. “I have to do it....
Donald Duck Trump is running for President. If you don’t know, now you know. This fucking guy. The only good thing I can say about...
I tried to be articulate about this, but in the end I just wasted 500 words on bullshit that is completely irrelevant to my context...
The 6 hour drive from Klamath ended up being about 8 hours thanks to some extremely slow flatbed trucks coming up the 58, so I...
I am sitting in a hotel room in Klamath Falls right now because I’m giving a presentation for my digital engagement business tomorrow. Ben and...
My name is Marina Rose Martinez, I came into this country on January 14, 1985 at 5:52 p.m. at the Little Company of Mary Hospital...
It was 90 degrees today. Everybody makes fun of desert dwellers because we always say temperatures in the 100s are okay because “it’s a dry...
But that’s the glory of having my own blog. I get to share my thoughts anyway. Mike “I’ve obviously never showered with a girl before”...
Right now. I just got back from LA and I am falling asleep all over the place, but that’s the only thing I can say....
My flight leaves today. So here are some more pictures. I’m so happy to be coming home. I did manage to cheer up about 3...
I almost forgot to blog again. It’s after 1, I haven’t been sleeping due to LAck of boyfriend. I’m not quite as down on LA...
Today is Friday. For some reason, I spent all of yesterday thinking it was either Friday (so no need to write a blog) or Wednesday....
This is the first time I’ve ever been in LA and it hasn’t felt like home. It’s very surreal and a little bit lonely. I...
By the time most of you read this I will have done it. I will be deep inside dreaded pit of insanity from whence I...
I think this might be the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked. When I was a kid, I wasn’t really allowed to watch TV....
There are a lot of unicorn sex products out there. There’s even a Pinterest board devoted to this. I don’t actually know much about unicorns...
As you know, I’m from Los Angeles, where earthquakes are a pretty common thing. The only time I ever had an earthquake kit was when...
Oh my fucking drag queen Jesus, it’s a true fact. I have loved this man since The Wood. To this day I have no idea...
THIS ARTICLE IS ACTUALLY SFW IN THAT THERE IS NO NAKED PENIS. THERE ARE NAKED DUDES, AND IT IS ABOUT PORN, SO READ AT YOUR...
I had a totally different blog planned for tonight, and I’ll get to that tomorrow, but this bullshit just popped up on my TV about...
It’s not nearly as dramatic as it sounds. Somebody saw a dude pulling the pickle in his car, it turns out it was the CEO...
I live in Southeast, in school district #1JT, so I may have ballot options you don’t, or visa versa. This is, of course, my personal...
After Thursday’s How to Negotiate blog, I thought of some things I’ve heard and had said to me in negotiations that signaled I was working...
Negotiation is one of the skills in our society that we sorely need, and yet, are never taught. Young people and people from disenfranchised communities...
Diamonds? Blech. Flowers? God Damnit. Having trouble figuring out what to get your butch-as-fuck mama this Mother’s Day holiday? Don’t worry, baby, I will take...
Mother’s Day is no time to be vague, bitch. If you happen to be the only person in our generation with money, this uterus necklace...
I am exited to announce that, due to your amazing support for Jake and Jessica, I have been able to publish Volume 1 on Amazon....
“There are some people who never make it out of that puffed up adolescent phase. And some of those people go on to be police...
Somebody’s a tired baby. What did I do right today? I hit the deadline for an important proposal, and I feel confident in our bid....
Male tears scented soy candle. Mirrored purple “Feminist Killjoy” necklace. Cunt coffee mug. Transinclusive as fuck. Radical self-love poster.
In light of recent events, I wanted to bring this out. You may remember this graphic from August 2014, the height of the Michael Brown...
“It was my choice, and now I will question myself for the next few weeks, maybe months.” That’s the opening sentence for this advertisement. I...
What did I do right today? I took it easy in the morning because I had trouble sleeping last night. I got all my relevant...
I mentioned that I overhauled my to-do list again. Click here to see the list I upgraded from, if you so desire. Thanks friend and...
I realized today that I am really mean to myself. When I know I’m tired, or if some part of my job takes a lot...
Two weeks ago I started seeing an acupuncturist for my work-stress. One week ago, I completely overhauled my to-do list and work schedule (again), and...
If you ever want to know what it’s like to be a drug addict without having to do anything illegal, become a freelancer. The high...
You guys may or may not remember that time I called the election for Obama in 2012 (it wasn’t hard to do). But my premise...
I miss The Golden Girls, man. This were some bitches who knew what was up. I’ve been watching a lot of contemporary shows like The...
After my post on sex-positive Patreon creators, comedian and podcast host Billy Procida (pronounced proceed-uh) reached out and let me know about the launch of...