The Leg Man: Deconstructing Front Stoop Compliments
This is going to sound weird, but I don’t get cat-called. It might be because of my Chronic Bitchface. It might be because of my...
I do what I want.
This is going to sound weird, but I don’t get cat-called. It might be because of my Chronic Bitchface. It might be because of my...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...
Grandma’s fine, surgery went well and she even took her first steps on her new hip today. Anyway… This is one of the custom blogs...
Maybe this should be chalked up to my own slightly irrational fear of law enforcement (I say slightly irrational because I am half white after...
This was prompted by Texas Governor Rick Perry’s infantile pothead question of pro-choice opponent Wendy Davis: “What if your mother had aborted you?” I knew...
This bitch: Hoodie Allen I wasn’t a fan at first because of the name (ewwe incestuous pedophiles). Like, I heard it, thought “cute joke” and...
What if I told you I’d set you up on the most amazing blind date, and my description of the man in question (you enjoy...
I was going to write a serious post for today. I have this thing on the political (and non-political) ramifications of sexual attraction that I’ve...
Trigger Warning: Rapes, and jokes about rapes. So about two hours ago at Microsoft’s E3 presentation, a male and a female presenter were playing the...
I spent basically the entire day with my grandma. To give you some perspective on what that’s like. I haven’t hit my 10,000 step goal...
The JC Penny Hitler teapot billboard has been taken down. One week after this beautiful Hitler-coaster roared to a start, it’s all over in a...
Rae Johnston, Techlife editor, Bioshock affectionado, and all around delightful twitter personality was quoting this article on how to prepare for co-habitation earlier today, and...
Any special requests for tomorrow’s blog? Otherwise you’re getting a list of ways that Leslie Knope and I are the same person. — Marina Rose...
So this happened: I think the question we all want to know the answer to is can The @corcoran_group find me a shack to die...
I see a lot of poor people like myself really upset about their student loans. And sometimes I think to myself that I live in...
This was one of the suggested search topics I might want to cater to according to my SEO keyword thingy. Finding out if your boyfriend...
I’m not having a good day. Rather than talk about that, let me introduce my new Tumblr project: The Hate Report. I’m collecting quotes and...
The other day Ben and I happened to see a woman wearing boots like these: Ben: It looks like she stuck her foot in a...
I was walking in to work this morning, listening to the music on my phone and Brother Ali’s The Travelers came on. If you’re wondering...
This is one of those things that’s been bothering me for awhile. I try to write about it whenever it seems to flare up, but...
April Fools. Because men don’t want to smell a flower. Men want to eat a steak. Empower yourself to make his night. I’m happy to...
Trigger warning: rape, molestation, attempted murder. Party. Before I get into anything else, I feel obligated to point out my own trauma privilege, for lack...
It’s no secret that I’ve been stressed out lately. All my friends seem to want to talk about is when the last time I slept...
Someone made this poor man from Ploygon play God of War: Ascension. And he was upset when, after brutally murdering a Harpie (lady daemon, very...
That was the question asked by my good friend Big Ben when he introduced me to this little ball of entitled male fuckery: Fifty Shades...
I like how hacking movies always make the back end of sites look super slick and full of awesome graphics. Uh, Sir, it looks like...
Sorry we started late, I had to use it. And then I was hungry. Anyway, now we’re starting I bombed this department store because I...
I don’t usually go in for this sort of thing. Why do you need a special day or a collection of commodities to tell your...
Suddenly, NAKED GUY. 5(eastern European dudes) + black guy = Die Hard Villain Squad The real bad guy here is anybody who would taze a...
In honor of my favorite action hero, John Fucking McClane, today’s post was a liveblog of my Die Hard viewing party that kicked off at...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...
So I got Facebook graph search today. Of course, I immediately checked the badass level of my friend group. Apparently none of you are badass...
This was going to be Monday’s post, but since my friend Rhian passed away Sunday, I forwent a Monday post in favor of a goodbye...
In honor of the great man himself, I tried to do something a little different with this Hall of Fame. Rather than finding the biggest...
Happy MLK Day. In honor of the great man himself, I was going to post the horrible stream of consciousness essay I wrote about race...
Oh Shit. Huell Howser is dead. Who the fuck is going to be enthusiastic about things for us now? Fuck I loved that giant white...
Apparently perennial doucbebitch Perez Hilton did something to infuriate my current fave hip-hopist Azealia Banks. In response she tweeted that he was blocked, and then...
So today Ben’s mom was telling us how the guy who murdered firefighters Michael Chiapperini and Tomasz Kaczowka and wounded Joseph Hofstetter and Theodore Scardino...
Merry Christmas. This is a repost from July of 2008. I’ll be posting the follow up to this on New Year’s day. Spoiler alert: I...
So this year has been bad for money, and it just got worse. As in I was recently sitting in the lobby of the service...
You may know that today, Dec. 1, is World AIDS Day. The purpose of this day is to bring awareness about HIV/AIDS, show support for...
Since I have a whopping 60 dedicated readers at this point, I thought I’d do the ‘popular blog’ thing and name a charity I’d like...
The other day, Internet citizen and all around popular guy Matt Inman, proprietor of TheOatmeal.com posted a comic about being a content creator which you...
The morning after Thanksgiving I woke up excited. Not just for leftovers, or the fact that I get Friday off work. I woke up excited...
So today is Transgender Day of Remembrance, a day when trans and genderqueer people pay homage to the community members they’ve lost due to transphobic...
So, this weekend, Ben and I were driving down the street, and we saw a billboard that looked basically like this: I tried to find...
Right now, in real time, you are reading the first sentence of the 500th post of this blog. If that doesn’t make you feel damn...
So, since I spent all of yesterday blogging, today’s going to be short and sweet. As you can probably tell, I’m completely stoked to have...
Instead of my usual pre-written post that auto-publishes on or around 5:30 a.m. ET, today I will do something I have never done before. To...