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Memorial Day Repost: The Time I Was Accidentally A Bully
I’m probably the only person who pays such close attention to these things, but you may have notice that I had two updates on Thursday,...
Livetweeting Tokyo Drift
I’m honestly having a hard time remembering when I had more fun than I just had livetweeting the amazing mess that is The Fast and...
The Do’s and Dont”s of Moving In-Together
Rae Johnston, Techlife editor, Bioshock affectionado, and all around delightful twitter personality was quoting this article on how to prepare for co-habitation earlier today, and...
Hitler Teapot
AN EVEN UPDATE-IER UPTDATE The Telegraph riding all of our tails to glory over here. I’m just saying. I saw that Hitler pot when nobody...
Fuck.
Ben just pointed out that I left my $120 vibrator out and the dog chewed on it. I mean, it was totally clean, I just...
To the Man I Shushed
Dear Sir, You were sweeping up paper bits in front of the elevators at approximately 9:40 Monday morning at 2001 Wilshire in Santa Monica when...
A Shack of My Own
So this happened: I think the question we all want to know the answer to is can The @corcoran_group find me a shack to die...
Lists of Plans
Remember that bit of icon work I showed you guys on Wednesday? Well, here’s what it turned into: I’m bothered by the hair and the...
The Falsehood of Strength
This is the post I’ve been trying, and failing to write for the last few days. Due to some upcoming lay-offs at work, I’ve been...
All’s Fair in Love and Unicorn Love
Once again, I have failed to write about my serious times feelings regarding the lay offs at my work. It’s a complicated ball of bullshit....
The Cost of Living
I see a lot of poor people like myself really upset about their student loans. And sometimes I think to myself that I live in...
How To Know If Your Boyfriend Loves You
This was one of the suggested search topics I might want to cater to according to my SEO keyword thingy. Finding out if your boyfriend...
Share the Hate
I’m not having a good day. Rather than talk about that, let me introduce my new Tumblr project: The Hate Report. I’m collecting quotes and...
Clothing That Looks Like Vaginas
The other day Ben and I happened to see a woman wearing boots like these: Ben: It looks like she stuck her foot in a...
Mr. White Man
I was walking in to work this morning, listening to the music on my phone and Brother Ali’s The Travelers came on. If you’re wondering...
Dating Sim and Janis Joplin
So I’ve started planning my dating sim for this weekend’s jam. Here’s what I have so far: Possible titles: Wrench in the Works, Stool Pigeon...
Stinky Pussy Blues
I expect you saw my awesome April Fools joke yesterday. At first it was going to be scented tampons until I learned that they’re already...
This Blog Brought to You By:
April Fools. Because men don’t want to smell a flower. Men want to eat a steak. Empower yourself to make his night. I’m happy to...
GDC Day, or, Making Food While Ben’s Away
Ben left the house at 3 to go to GDC this morning. Which means that for the remainder of my “sleep” I was attended by...
Sorry (I’m Not Sorry) I Cussed You Out This Morning
I wrote this on Friday towards the end of a long and (once again) shitty day. I’m peppering in some gifs because now that I...
Universary 6
Blood Rape 3: The Blood Rapening Friday was kind of a mess, so I didn’t get down to San Diego like I’d planned. I did...
You are Not Broken
Trigger warning: rape, molestation, attempted murder. Party. Before I get into anything else, I feel obligated to point out my own trauma privilege, for lack...
Die Trying
When I was in high school I wanted to go to college, but I wasn’t sure if I could. Besides my abusive monster of a...
The God of Parking
Do you think that the reason God gives American house wives awesome parking spaces, but lets children starve and get molested and stuff is because...
Marina Is Go on Etsy
At long last, I am proud to announce the launch of my Etsy store, Marina Is Go. The music in this video, along with many...
Work/Life Balance and Other Things I Don’t Understand
It’s no secret that I’ve been stressed out lately. All my friends seem to want to talk about is when the last time I slept...
Barpies Before Harpies: God of War Traumatizes Feminist Dude
Someone made this poor man from Ploygon play God of War: Ascension. And he was upset when, after brutally murdering a Harpie (lady daemon, very...
Dramatic Palm Conclusion
Yesterday, I talked about iconography, and how I would make trace after trace in order to get to a clean icon. As you can see,...
The Iconography of the Palm
The way I was taught icon design was that you start by making as detailed a trace of the original as possible, then a trace...
Sketchbook: Palm Trees and Suns
When that jerkoff phone thief stole my phone, they also stole the only copy of some initial sketches for a project I’m working on. Tonight,...
No Sleep and No Sleep Makes No Sleep Boop Boop Boop
Since Tuesday morning, I have slept about 8 or so collective hours. It’s 9 p.m. Thursday night and I’m well and fairly fucked. Concentrating on...
Rape Culture or Stupid Boy Culture?
That was the question asked by my good friend Big Ben when he introduced me to this little ball of entitled male fuckery: Fifty Shades...
Die Hard 4 Liveblog
I like how hacking movies always make the back end of sites look super slick and full of awesome graphics. Uh, Sir, it looks like...
Graze.com Review
So the other day fellow podcast fan and twitter friend Grus posted about his Graze snack pack on twitter, and I thought to myself ‘I...
Die Hard 3 Liveblog
Sorry we started late, I had to use it. And then I was hungry. Anyway, now we’re starting I bombed this department store because I...
Die Hard 2 Liveblog
Suddenly, NAKED GUY. 5(eastern European dudes) + black guy = Die Hard Villain Squad The real bad guy here is anybody who would taze a...
Die Hard Liveblog
In honor of my favorite action hero, John Fucking McClane, today’s post was a liveblog of my Die Hard viewing party that kicked off at...
PART 1: HOW’S THAT RUNNING WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...
The Biological Clock Ticks for Thee
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...
Prices of Organic Food at Three Major Supermarkets
Food is kind of a big deal to Ben and me. While the the majority of Americans spend less than 10% of their income on...
Hello Facebook Graph Search
So I got Facebook graph search today. Of course, I immediately checked the badass level of my friend group. Apparently none of you are badass...
The Kitten Initiative
So the other day I was wondering what it would look like if I replaced all instances of the n word in a given hip-hop...
The Time I Came Out to My Mom
This was going to be Monday’s post, but since my friend Rhian passed away Sunday, I forwent a Monday post in favor of a goodbye...
RIP Rhian
I just got the news that Rhian R. passed away today, so I’m publishing this instead of a Monday post. Unlike a lot of my...
Sex Toy Safety
This post brought to you in association with Adam & Eve Toys. Because of the taboo against talking about sex, especially masturbation and kink, a...
MLK Day 2013 Twitter Hall of Fame
In honor of the great man himself, I tried to do something a little different with this Hall of Fame. Rather than finding the biggest...
Crazytime
If you follow me on Twitter you may have seen my weird little episode on Wednesday about my mom’s health update. She texted me that...
Buying Low
For Ben’s birthday, I bought him a small stack of books. One of them, Jenny Rosenstrach’s Dinner: A Love Story, I secretly also bought for...
Goodbye Huell
Oh Shit. Huell Howser is dead. Who the fuck is going to be enthusiastic about things for us now? Fuck I loved that giant white...