Almost Human Review
I woke up this morning with really terrible vertigo. After two hours spent edging myself into a sitting position, about 20 facebook comments, and a...
I do what I want.
I woke up this morning with really terrible vertigo. After two hours spent edging myself into a sitting position, about 20 facebook comments, and a...
There. I said it.
I’ve been watching Sleepy Hollow lately, and as much as I appreciate Fox’s dedication to accuracy in depicting how the people of the colonial America’s...
If you haven’t seen the trailer for Thor 2, here it is: While at the theater, I also saw the trailer for Delivery Man and...
I am writing this post from the farthest corner of my local business times holiday mixer. In order to make it feel as much like...
I was too tired to blog, so I recorded this video, and ended up staying awake an extra hour waiting for it to upload. Enjoy.
The other day, I was in the bathroom at a nondescript Southern California business park, washing my hands, when the woman washing her hands next...
Thursday night Ben and I were sitting around trying to think of an appropriate couples costume for a party on Saturday. I was a dinosaur...
@Marinaisgo OMG I want to hear more about the safe neighborhood conversation with your mother-in-law. I was in tears laughing at your tweets — bithead...
Ben’s mom came down for the weekend to visit us and to see Zen master Thích Nhat Hanh, and she generously got tickets for us...
Friday I took the cars to the shop and learned that both would need significant repairs if we wanted to keep having cars for very...
You guys voted that the theme for the next Jake and Jessica story would be inspired by Ice Cube’s Today was a Good Day, and...
Friend Aldo recently commented that he should be coming to me for gay erotica/romance recommendations. Having no blog for today, I decided to share my...
This morning at 2 am I was wide awake. Not only for the usual reasons, but also because I felt terrible about killing that cat...
Based on the results from last week’s totally awesome poll, you guys wanted to hear about epiphany, explicit sex and a 20-year old cat in...
So I’ve been wanting to talk about this for awhile now, ever since last year when my grandma’s gross ex boyfriend tried to creep on...
First of all: Transgender people in crisis should contact The Trevor Project’s 24/7 Lifeline at 866-4-U-TREVOR (866-488-7386), Trevor Chat, the Trevor Projects’ online messaging service,...
The other morning in the shower I told Ben that it had been a bad year, and he responded that it seemed more like two...
I had one 12 oz bottle of cider. I’m a lightweight and a vagina. I’m a lightweight travel vagina. Just as well. There’s nothing to...
After yesterday’s post I feel like I should explain a little bit. I have a habit of thinking that all solutions are permanent solutions. That...
The first week of September is over. I can’t believe how fast everything is going. So far, since I got the news about grandma’s departure...
I haven’t posted about my real life lately. Probably because all I do right now is work and sweat. And take occasional breaks for drama...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked “I kind of want to blog about some event from...
The Questionnaire was developed by Dr. Martin Rochlin in 1972 to illustrate the kind of nonesense that gay people dealt with on a regular basis....
TRIGGER WARNING: Disordered eating. This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked “I kind of want to blog...
TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of child abuse, attempted murder, disordered eating, and inappropriate sexual advances on a minor (the minor being me, not me being the...
Today was much better. I think I accomplished all three of my goals to the best of my ability. Except for the time I stubbed...
So remember yesterday when I was all like “oooh, I’m a fucking hippie, lets just love each other, all I need in this life is...
One of the many problems I’ve experienced with this new business is that I struggle with having good days because I have no metric for...
About 6 months after I hooked up with Ben I remember falling into a depression and being really bewildered by it. I couldn’t figure out...
Trigger warnings: racism, abuse, dickhole behavior This afternoon, I caught wind of the #fuckcispeople tag on twitter, I made my grandma-style rant re: the dangers...
Remember when you were a little girl and your parents were divorced so your dad moved to Eastern Oregon and you spent every school break...
I went to high school in the idyllic hamlet of Glendora, where local teacher Ken Bencomo was recently fired from St. Lucy’s Priory High School...
An exchange I had this morning got me to thinking about “being a writer.” I don’t think I’ve ever met anybody who is actually a...
Last night I dreamt I was awake, wandering around the house listing things that needed to get done but not doing any of them. It...
1. Ensure boyfriend is in earshot. 2. Open mouth. 3. Make words come out. *It also works on non-boyfriends. Seriously, people. If you can not...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...
I was trying to write about class in America, but I am way too tired at this point to make any kind of coherent arguments...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...
Both will get me sympathetic looks and empty words of encouragement, but only one will get me a check from the state every two weeks!...
Maybe this should be chalked up to my own slightly irrational fear of law enforcement (I say slightly irrational because I am half white after...
I’m writing this, or at least starting it from Sunday night. This is the last night we’re spending at Grandma’s house. Tomorrow my mom will...
This was prompted by Texas Governor Rick Perry’s infantile pothead question of pro-choice opponent Wendy Davis: “What if your mother had aborted you?” I knew...
This was my day today: -Woke up with Ben at 6:30 with every intention of taking his advice and using the general lack of connectivity...
This bitch: Hoodie Allen I wasn’t a fan at first because of the name (ewwe incestuous pedophiles). Like, I heard it, thought “cute joke” and...
Children, gather ’round. I’m here to tell you about a man you love. Some of you may not know you love him, but you do....
I was going to write a serious post for today. I have this thing on the political (and non-political) ramifications of sexual attraction that I’ve...
Trigger Warning: Rapes, and jokes about rapes. So about two hours ago at Microsoft’s E3 presentation, a male and a female presenter were playing the...
It’s coming up on 1 a.m., I’m still exhausted, and I have a meeting tomorrow morning that I need to look at least 80% human...
I don’t think I can do this, you guys. I haven’t made a cent I didn’t a have to immediately turn around and spend on...