Boobs

I put the call out on twitter for blog suggestions, and I got this response:

@moopigmoo: @Marinaisgo Boobs.
@Marinaisgo: @moopigmoo Can you be more specific?
@moopigmoo: How awesome they are despite their vast variety of shapes, sizes, color, firmness, etc.

And the suggestion was seconded by mikesmith916, so here you are, a blog about boobs.

First of all, I want to say that boobs are great because of their staggering variety, not just despite it. I once had a friend tell me that, for as many different shapes of drinking vessels there are, there is a boob out there of that shape. Just like people, breasts are so different from each other and so perfect, and beautiful. In fact, genitalia of all kinds can be used as an analogy for the human condition.

There’s really no wrong way to be a private part. The taboo nature of genitals have allowed them to develop relatively unscrutinized by the mono-culture, resulting in no major standard for what’s considered ‘pretty.’ And while I’m sure that’s going to change, it hasn’t got there yet, and while we’re all engaging in the international debate on what makes an implicitly attractive boob, we can at least bask in this sliver of time where any boobs are good boobs.

2 Replies to “Boobs

  1. Whoooo Hoooo GO BOOBS!!!

    Umm. What I mean to say is that I respect women for their Intelligence, Sensitivity, Courage, & Wit. yeah, that’s what I meant.

    Oh would you look at the time, I’ve got to go.

  2. I hate to break it to you, but this is one of the few cases where men have drawn the short end of the stick. INstead of letting mens genitalia develop natrually, society at large has taken to cutting off the foreskin because it does not look as much like an anteater. Thanks for destroying the head of my penis mom and dad. Female circumcision is viewed as the abuse it is, why not make circumcision?

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