This is something I do every year for the holidays. I collect the funniest and most interesting tweets from around the Internet into Halls of Fame. I only use public tweets, but if you’re tweet is on here and you want me to take it down, just let me know at @marinaisgo and I’ll take it down no questions.
Saw a guy dressed as a banana projectile vomit last night. So it was a decent Halloween.
— White Hot Chocolate (@ErinRKennedy) November 1, 2015
Morning after #Halloween walk of shames are the best. I just passed a guy basically in his underwear holding his heels. #shame ????
— Jon Hoffman (@jonhoffman) November 1, 2015
I fell into a sewer drain and Emily just ate a crumb off her floor because she thought it was bacon. I still hate Halloween.
— Lauren Miller (@laurenmiller33) November 1, 2015
@Brady_Soden just about fought a guy dressed as a can of soup. I love Halloween
— Tanner Fritz (@Tannerfritz) November 1, 2015
At least you're not the guy who spent Halloween passed out in the Jaker's parking lot in his own pee until the cops had to come.????????
— stuff (@MikailaMorisa) November 1, 2015
It's 9pm and a dude with drawn-on chest hair is too drunk to function on this subway #Halloween
— Jordan Minor (@JordanWMinor) November 1, 2015
Saw a guy at the Athens halloween party wearing only his underwear. Our church needs to provide a free clothing ministry at this event.
— Robert McDowell (@RobertNikos) October 31, 2015
I have a feeling ministry is not what the underwear guy is there for, Padre.
Having your vagina hang out isn't a Halloween costume
— broncos 7-0 (@Jacobvasquez77) October 31, 2015
Said no one ever.
Happy Halloween. Fight anyone in blackface.
— Trevor (@xtrackerx) October 31, 2015
Good policy.
I actually saw three idiots in Blackface, but I was working and therefore couldn’t fight them. But they were taking a selfie, so I have a feeling they’re suffering from the consequences of their own actions right about now. At least I hope so.
I woke up with my pants on backwards and no underwear…? #IWoreShortsLastNight #Halloween
— keegan ziemer (@kwziemer) October 31, 2015
"I got so drunk this Halloween that I blacked out and peed in my girlfriend's closet…." – Ohio Northern University
— Collegefession™ (@collegefession) November 1, 2015
*ex-girlfriend’s
tried to fight a statue of bunny last night …that's all I have to say about Halloween
— n (@Nathalia_Gracia) November 1, 2015