I saw the worst movie in the world this weekend. It’s called A Thousand Clouds of Peace, and it’s a black and white film about this little broken hearted gay boy running around the streets of Mexico looking pensive and having a lot of sex with men who try to pay him afterward, but he never keeps their money. It should have been a good movie based on the theme and plot, but it somehow went very very wrong and sucked more than anything ever. The only saving grace was the audience. There were three other pairs of people there besides my mom and me, and they were all cute little old gay men, and that made me all happy, coz old people in love are soooo fucking cute. I didn’t even talk to my mom or anything coz they looked like they really thought that it was a good film, and I didn’t want to ruin their dates.