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What I Wore: Grumpy Old Gran

So this weekend was filled with lots and lots of activity. Grandma continues to be good. Ben and I went and visited her on Saturday. She was uncomfortable, and really tired. Every time she fell asleep, something beeped, or somebody came in and woke her up. I guess exhaustion makes my grandma a little bit xenophobic. Her nurse was a very nice older lady with an accent, and while she was explaining something to her, grandma turned to me and said “I don’t understand why they can’t get anybody who speaks English in this place.” I felt terrible for the poor nurse who was doing everything. I should have apologized when we left, but she looked busy, so I just thanked her. Lots of other stuff happened, this was a long weekend preceded by an even longer week. I had a lot of fun, but I’m actually a little glad to be going back to work.

Green polo shirt from the thrift store
Tan Skirt from Torrid
Merrell slip ons from REI

What I Wore: Business Uptown, Cheer Practice Downtown

I always feel like I sort of hate how this skirt looks, but then I see it in pictures and it’s so pretty!

Purple shirt from The Gap
Vest from Ross
Skirt from the thrift store
Socks from Target
Shoes from Vans

What I Wore: All My Old Clothes

a fat girl in a black sweater and black pants

I was doing some manual labor around the office today, so I wore some old grungy clothes. One thing I have learned is that vans with no socks are not such a good on-your-feet-all-day-lifting-heavy-things shoe choice.

Sweater was bought on the street in San Francisco
Patches are from various places
Dead Kennedys Shirt patched with plaid fabric and was given to me by Katy’s little sister Shery;’s high school boyfriend. Forgot his name
Blue undershirt is from Target
Black Corduroy pants are from The Gap
Skull patterned Vans are from the Vans store

What I Wore: Professional Muffet

http://i.imgur.com/8mbByl.jpga fat girl with short hair wearing a striped wool vest over a flowered sun dress with a maroon button up shit and maroon leggings underneath.

This is the second outfit post in a row where I wore this dress. I really want it to be Spring. I mean, it is Spring, but it seems like I’m learning that Spring near the ocean means lots and lots of clouds, which is not what I think of as Spring. So I wear this dress and hope for flowers.

Maroon shirt is from the thrift store
Flowered dress is from ASOS, but I had to have it tailored
Wool Vest is from Ross
Maroon leggings are from K-mart, but I had to take them in.
Merrell flats are from REI

What I Wore: Second Verse

I’m pretty sure I’ve worn this or a version of this before. Oh well.

The photos where I’m showing my nails didn’t come out that great, and it’s a shame because they were this wonderful matte yellow that I was fairly proud of. I got it by combining Revlon Top Speed #305 Electric and Pop Nail Glam #33 de-glaze.

T-shirt is from The Gap
Dress is from Ross
Underskirt is from Target
Saltwater Sandals are from Amazon

What I Wore: Fattest, Oldest Cheerleader at Earth Tone High

This outfit was incredibly fun to wear. I seem to be moving towards shorter skirts lately. That’s probably a good thing since it FINALLY feels like summer is coming.

Collared shirt is from the thrift store
Olive tank is from Target
Skirt is from the thrift store
Socks are from Target
Shoes are from Target
Locket was a gift from Ben, who purchased it at the Happa Collective in Seal Beach, Ca

maroon collared shirt under olive green tank with understated pattern of small metallic beads running in stripes diagonally across the front. Brass Locket. Maroon, taupe, burnt salmon, brown and copper vertically striped skirt with brown and dark brown horizontally striped socks and tan cloth mary jane shoes.

What I Wore: Irish Woolfhound’s Tooth

I love painting my nails, but I often feel that after a few days of being painted, they get weak and brittle. I think this is because they don’t get enough air with all the varnish on top of them. So I’ve started only painting the top portion of my nail, leaving the beds to air out. I call it the half mast manicure. I think it works. My nails don’t feel weaker, but they still get to be pretty.

The way I achieved the manicure I have in this What I Wore is I painted a majority of the nail with Revlon 571 Posh (green), let it dry completely, then applied Sally Hanson Salon Effects 240 Check It Out (houndstooth) to the top of the nail, leaving a stripe of green exposed. I cut the nail strips in order to save as much as possible, but that meant losing the handy strip tab that separates the strip itself from the white backing and the clear cover. So if you’re not good at pulling near invisible clear plastic coverings off of sticky things with one hand, you may want to just let the extra go to waste for the benefit of your sanity.

fat girl with short, asymmetrical curly hairdo in a green shirt, pinstripe vest, navy jacket with white piping, brown and rust striped skirt, green socks and houndstooth converse with green laces. Her finger nails are half houndstooth with a green stripe at the bottom of the pattern.

fat girl with short, asymmetrical curly hairdo in a green shirt, pinstripe vest, navy jacket with white piping, brown and rust striped skirt, green socks and houndstooth converse with green laces. Her finger nails are half houndstooth with a green stripe at the bottom of the pattern.

fat girl with short, asymmetrical curly hairdo in a green shirt, pinstripe vest, navy jacket with white piping, brown and rust striped skirt, green socks and houndstooth converse with green laces. Her finger nails are half houndstooth with a green stripe at the bottom of the pattern.

fat girl with short, asymmetrical curly hairdo in a green shirt, pinstripe vest, navy jacket with white piping, brown and rust striped skirt, green socks and houndstooth converse with green laces. Her finger nails are half houndstooth with a green stripe at the bottom of the pattern.

fat girl with short, asymmetrical curly hairdo in a green shirt, pinstripe vest, navy jacket with white piping, brown and rust striped skirt, green socks and houndstooth converse with green laces. Her finger nails are half houndstooth with a green stripe at the bottom of the pattern.

fat girl with short, asymmetrical curly hairdo in a green shirt, pinstripe vest, navy jacket with white piping, brown and rust striped skirt, green socks and houndstooth converse with green laces. Her finger nails are half houndstooth with a green stripe at the bottom of the pattern.

fat girl with short, asymmetrical curly hairdo in a green shirt, pinstripe vest, navy jacket with white piping, brown and rust striped skirt, green socks and houndstooth converse with green laces. Her finger nails are half houndstooth with a green stripe at the bottom of the pattern.

Jacket from Talbot’s via the thrift store
Vest is from Ross
Green shirt is from somewhere that I forgot
Skirt is from the thrift store
Socks are from Target
Houndstooth Converse are from a vintage shop, now defunct.

fat girl with short, asymmetrical curly hairdo in a green shirt, pinstripe vest, navy jacket with white piping, brown and rust striped skirt, green socks and houndstooth converse with green laces. Her finger nails are half houndstooth with a green stripe at the bottom of the pattern.

What I Wore: If a Whale and a Buffalo Had a Fat Baby

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Jacket is from Talbots via the thrift store
Kerchief is from Mara, of Tangible Thing and also Ben’s sister
Button up shirt is from the Thrift Store
Vest is from Ross
Skirt is from Target
Shoes are from Vans

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This is how I feel sometimes when I’m fake smiling for the camera

What I Wore: Winter Wool and Whimsey

I think this is one of my favorite outfits lately. It was warm, comfortable and playful.

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Wool Coat from H&M via the Thrift Store
Yellow Scarf from a shop in Seal Beach, CA who’s name I’ve forgotten
Linen flower shirt from Macy’s
Grey vest from Ross
Patterned skirt borrowed from my Grandma
Underskirt (not pictured) from Target
Socks from Target
Shoes are Vans

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What I Wore: New Favorite Sweater

The shirt I wore with this skirt was a bad choice. I looked like a bed sheet. However, the sweater was amazing. It’s my new favorite sweater.

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Merrell sweater from REI
Skirt from Many Hands Trading Company in Corvalis Or.
Blue socks from Target
Shoes from Vans

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Shirt from Yak and Yeti in Hermosa Beach, Ca
Necklace from Etsy seller Vintage Starr (This picture really doesn’t do it justice)