So you’re like, what: the queen of white trash? (an open letter to Britney Spears)

“He needs someone to be like, ‘OK, lets buck up, let’s give you a mustache, let’s rough you up, lets go to a bar, let’s get drunk and be a man'”

Britney Spears, on Michael Jackson, and what he should do with his life

OK, where to start, oh yeah. OH MY GOD, YOU STUPID BITCH!!! Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Britney Spears, I know she’s a white trash hoe bag sell out muff, but I though that since Coco the gorilla has mastered the english language, at least britney could tell the difference between a pedophile and a depressed teenager. Getting drunk and growing a possibly unsightly mustache is what you do when Sally from english 3/4 dumps you for Brad coz he’s on the football team, and you though it would last forever, or at least until you got your drivers license.

Plus, “get drunk and be a man”?!?!?! OK, I’m sure that your mom might have told you that Daddy drinks because you cry, but the truth is that Daddy has a problem, and not everybody gets drunk, butt rapes their daughters, and makes them go into show business to pay for the legal fees. Normal Daddy’s teach their children that not all problems can be solved with Jack Daniels, but obviously you’s is broken.

w/ love, Marina