Rachel’s Blog: What Do You Do With a Foodie Who Can’t Cook?

This is one in a series of custom blogs I’m doing for my facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about, and I’m writing a post for each person that answered.

Rachel asked for: Food. Recipes and whatnot. I’m hungry.

I love food like crazy. The problem with that is, I can’t cook. Which is one of the reasons it’s taken me so long to come out with this post. I have no idea what to write.

Glad that’s over with.

What do you guys want to do now?

Oh, actually talk about the topic I was given and swore up and down I would write about no matter what?


I hate it when imaginary people in my head make me do the thing I said I’d do.

Anyway. You know who has a surprisingly foodie twitter feed is Neil Patrick Harris. I’d long given up on anything good-food related told to me by a hot actor (seeweed chips? eat a dick!) but this guy knows good food. Good looking food, at least. His official twitter apparently was not enough to contain the amazing gasto-experience that was his food-porn collection, so @NPHfoodporn is where the good stuff is at now. Which is something I learned today, thanks to me writing this blog right now. (You’re welcome, self.)

Here’s an example of the kind of quality pr0ns you’re getting when you follow the NPHfoodporn:

“Flank Steak, potato fritters, fried egg on top. Medium rare. Yum.”

Let’s just say, I know who I want to be when I grow up.

If you would like to get in on this kind of awesomeness, be my friend on facebook and post a response next time I ask for blog ideas!