Foundation Music

That time we were packing and I found all my tapes from high school…   From the top left corner Row 1: Tom Petty; The...

Cry Me a River

One time my therapist, not coincidentally the one I ended up firing for being crazy, told me that she didn’t understand why I made my...

Unfuck Your Otter Box

The only Otter Box color they had for sale in the T-Mobile store when I bought my phone was black. And I have a policy...

2 Day Headache

I have had a headache for two days, so this answer will in no way do justice to this question, which taps into a vast...

Fuck Legacy

Oh man, I can’t remember if you wrote this before or after the dog thing, but this is at least a tiny bit relevant to...

How to Get Fucked

Everybody loves to fuck (asexuals excepted, of course). Nobody loves getting fucked. Or at least we don’t talk about it if we do. We live...

What I Wore: Early Spring

It’s been a minute. Jacket from Patagonia Atari shirt was Ben’s Striped shirt from Target Skirt from Target Long-john legs from REI Socks from Target...

When You’re Strange

It’s nearly one in the morning, I have work stuff to do pretty early tomorrow, so this is going to be quick. Today was Ben...

Sturdy Thirty

I am now 30 years old. I’m just surprised I didn’t suffer from birthday depression, although it seems like I haven’t had a proper birthday...