Jake and Jessica – Sweet Brothings – NSFW
Chapter 6 – Sweet Brothings – NSFW Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It...
I do what I want.
Chapter 6 – Sweet Brothings – NSFW Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It...
That time we were packing and I found all my tapes from high school… From the top left corner Row 1: Tom Petty; The...
One time my therapist, not coincidentally the one I ended up firing for being crazy, told me that she didn’t understand why I made my...
Mota, the skunk of my people has recently been made legal here in my beloved home state of Oregon. And while I wholeheartedly support the...
The only Otter Box color they had for sale in the T-Mobile store when I bought my phone was black. And I have a policy...
Our trip to the accountant this year was way less bad than last year. She’s not done with me yet, so I may still get...
Waiting for the Flood by Alexis Hall Thanks to Riptide and Netgalley for the review copy. Waiting for the Flood will be available for purchase...
I have had a headache for two days, so this answer will in no way do justice to this question, which taps into a vast...
I enjoy tie dye, but only in theory. In practice it looks stupid on me. Unfortunate. People spend too much time worrying about originality. There...
I agree with most of this, but I’d say that being poor ultimately made me a far better financial planner. I used to shop with...
Oh man, I can’t remember if you wrote this before or after the dog thing, but this is at least a tiny bit relevant to...
My least favorite neighbor decided to start doing laundry at the ass crack of 6 a.m. this morning, which wouldn’t be such a problem if...
I have endometriosis, which means that I have really painful periods. I take birth control, and that mostly takes care of it, but periods are...
I started writing this just after I finished Queer and Present Danger, Kate Bornstein’s compelling, funny, fascinating and wonderful autobiography. So it’s a little bit...
Oh My God It’s uncanny. But the sad truth is that every hipster in Portland has this hair and these glasses right now. Not to...
PANHANDLING AND/OR HITCHHIKING I only panhandled one time. I was getting low on gas, and I had no money, so I made a sign that...
Everybody loves to fuck (asexuals excepted, of course). Nobody loves getting fucked. Or at least we don’t talk about it if we do. We live...
Fine. I do say that I’ll always answer any blog request. Preparing yourself to visit the tax person is excruciating and I hate it. For...
Burnt Toast B&B by Heidi Belleau and Rachel Haimowitz Thanks to Riptide and NetGalley for the review copy. It was nice to see both Belleau...
Blog truncated on account of stomach ache.
In case we’re not facebook friends, here’s some stuff that happened to me today: I was interviewed on Slate I got a new tattoo I...
Yesterday’s work stopped this morning at 1am, today’s work started this morning at 8am. I ate breakfast at 11 am, and dinner at 9pm. No...
It’s been a minute. Jacket from Patagonia Atari shirt was Ben’s Striped shirt from Target Skirt from Target Long-john legs from REI Socks from Target...
“Do you like living in this house?” I nodded, too busy crying to say anything intelligible. Even so, it was a lie. I hated living...
People told me that I should make up with the grandfather that beat me when I was a kid. “You’ll regret it when he’s dead.”...
As seen in a shop in Sellwood about six months ago.
Tame a Wild Human by Kari Gregg Thanks to RipTide and NetGalley for the review copy. In a world where humans and werewolves exist in...
I’ve been watching and loving Agent Carter like crazy. She’s an unmitigated badass. Although I do wish she had more screen time with other ladies....
Ben found this article about 15 honest questions the person you marry should be able to answer. We don’t really believe in the sanctity of...
It’s nearly one in the morning, I have work stuff to do pretty early tomorrow, so this is going to be quick. Today was Ben...
I am now 30 years old. I’m just surprised I didn’t suffer from birthday depression, although it seems like I haven’t had a proper birthday...
1. Do you like toast? 3. Do you make toast? 2. Do you like the toast you make? Use the key below to calculate your...
I am so tired of people telling other people they deserve stuff. You know what you deserve? Exactly what you have. The truth is, if...
Every Christmas this Elf on a Shelf trend gets bigger and bigger and I don’t get it at all. In an attempt to understand, I...
I was talking to friend Charles today and our conversation reminded me about the nine horrible months I spent working at the public library. I...
This morning, 12 people were murdered at the headquarters of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in Paris. Since then, the world has gone frantic with...
I just wanted to let you know that I have been contacted by the Lord, our God, and this is what they said: GOD’S LOVE...
First full work day of the new year wore us out. However, please do notice that I have formally separated the erotica reviews from the...
This is one of those posts I’ll write but not publish for six months. Because, of course, none of this actually happened and it is...
The Two Gentlemen of Altona – (Playing the Fool #1) by Lisa Henry and J.A. Rock Thanks to Riptide and NetGalley for the review copy....
Liberty & Other Stories by Alexis Hall Thanks to Riptide and NetGalley for the review copy. This is a collection of stories and original documents...
Counterpunch (Belonging Book 2) by Aleksandr Voinov Thanks to Riptide and NetGalley for the review copy. This is the second Voinov novel I’ve reviewed, as...
Prosperity by Alexis Hall Thanks to NetGalley and Riptide Publishing for the review copy. Newly landed in lawless skyport, Prosperity, our hero Piccadilly finds himself...
It’s become a tradition on the blog that I post something of an annual review at the close of the year. Here is 2012, and...
As you might imagine, last night was big for much-contested evil empire cabhack start-up Uber. Less so for friendly underdog Lyft, but they made a...
We often think of the concept of a mother’s love as being an immutable force of nature that no earthly power could overcome, and yet,...
So this is going to be short. I still only feel about 78% human, despite spending the entire day in bed watching back to back...
Minority consumers have heard every lame excuse in the book for monoculture creators to make up for their constant and recurring failure to including us....