Misbehavior in Lines

So I’m waiting in line at my school to buy margaret cho tickets, and I totally scared the shit out of this poor little incoming freshman in line next to me by announcing that I’m a “scary hippie liberal bitch” and that I “hate my peers.” The look she gave me after that made me feel more than slightly just like frankenstein’s monster. Why do they run from me? why? why?

Whatever, her fault for standing in a line for margaret cho, what the fuck does one expect in such a place?