I’m Sure You’re Dying to Hear About My Favorite Things Right Now

This bitch:

Hoodie Allen
I wasn’t a fan at first because of the name (ewwe incestuous pedophiles). Like, I heard it, thought “cute joke” and then I went on with my life.

But I enjoy this kid.

Also, he’s got that swarthey handsome white boy steeze that’s all the rage right now

Sammy Adams

Friend Aldo just spotified me about this guy. He’s def. in the Hoodie Allen school of adorable white boys with just enough soul and the right amount of too much eyebrow.

Which brings me to…

Eyebrows

Case in point.

Can I just say, as a girl who was called “unibrow” instead of my name on more than one occasion, I am thrilled to see the turn eyebrows have taken in recent months/years?

Appropriate shaping still applies, of course. Sadly nobody’s embracing the Frida look at this point.

Which is sad because

Frida

is forever.

I know, it’s a Mexican artist stereotype like wow, but I can’t not love her so hard it almost hurts.

Anyway

Standing

is going awesomely. Productivity is down, but it kind of doesn’t matter right now because all the work I did in the pre-standing weeks coming back around and I’m having to pace myself in order to ensure that I can take good care of all my clients without fucking up or getting burned out.

I thought that my tendency to dance/sway would add more steps to my fitbit count than I ended up getting, but I think that’s because I stop fidgeting once I get into something.

SmartCells USA saw me tweeting about my standing desk, and recommended one of their American made anti-fatigue pads. We used to stand on something similar when I worked at Blockbuster, so I checked them out. They’re kind of expensive, and they neglected to offer me a free one (rude), so I ordered my own like a peasant. (For real, you guys know if I ever got money or free shit for something on this blog I would brag about it tell you.)

I ordered mine from Amazon rather than their site, because I have Prime and get free shipping, also because Amazon is a couple dollars cheaper. It hasn’t arrived yet, but I just looked it up and realized they shipped Fed Ex to my PO Box, so that’s probably why I haven’t got it. Fed Ex doesn’t deliver to PO Boxes. Thanks guys. Now I have to deal with Fed Ex. Could be worse. Could be UPS.

Whatever. I also love

Sleep

So Ima go do that.

4 Replies to “I’m Sure You’re Dying to Hear About My Favorite Things Right Now

  1. Girl, yes! EYEBROWS! I think that’s what it is. I, too, am so glad that thicker eyebrows are coming back in fashion. My dude I used to bang ex used to have beautiful, full, Justin Timberlake circa 2001 eyebrows. Then we broke up and he caught Jersey Shore-itis and the accompanying waxed to death, looking more like Chola eyebrows. Such a shame. But I’m so glad they’re coming back now.

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