For your reading pleasure, a look back at the insanity that was last Christmas on Twitter. Now, go make this Christmas scandalous… and then tweet about it. I’ll be watching.
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I see what you did there.
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It’s so rare for me to feel like any form of self expression is inappropriate. And yet here we are.
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Yes.
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Do you perhaps go by the moniker of “Chinky Santa?
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Extremely good question.
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Aside from that.
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It’s like poetry.
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They’re already in church. I think Jesus is maxed out at this point.
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Son, Batman may be your boyfriend, but he’s my soulmate. I will fight you.
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As you can see, this was posted 7 hours ago. Since then there have been no follow-up tweets re: the blood. Let’s all hope this kid isn’t dead.
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Shame on you, autocorrect!
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A warrior has to stay on her toes. Even on Christmas.
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And to all a good night.
This is the kind of awesome that happens to you when you’re scouring twitter for the best/worst of the season:
And yes, I am quite upset that there weren’t any good dildo tweets this year. Shame on all of us for letting that happen.
Also, this:
Search "fucked in the ass" and 'christmas," and twitter suggests I follow Nintendo of America. Twitter got jokes. #videogames
— Marina Rose Martinez (@Marinaisgo) December 26, 2013