Fucking Allergies

I am so tired. My throat hurts from coughing, my abs hurt from sneezing, and I’ve been putting chapstick on the inside of my nose because that’s the level of fucked it is in there.

I keep falling asleep involuntarily.

Last week the neighborhood association said that they had a complaint from a resident that there was asbestos floating down the street. It wasn’t asbestos, it was cottonwood. Fat little Satans drifting along, just ruining every hole in my face for their own perverse joy.

I have nothing left to give.