My Bot is an Asshole
Apparently my bot got in a conversation with a real person back in July. Maybe we should add a note to her bio. She also...
I do what I want.
Apparently my bot got in a conversation with a real person back in July. Maybe we should add a note to her bio. She also...
I’m going to sleep “early” at midnight. I’ve been working all day long, and I have nothing to say except that I’m tired. I don’t...
The third, fourth and fifth time I forgot to write a blog since I started week-daily posts have all happened in the same two-week span....
Thanks to Timehop, I can now tell you exactly what I was tweeting about last year. Actually, I can tell you exactly what I was...
I did my tours Friday and Saturday night, and worked a street fair for most of Sunday, but other than that, this has been my...
After attending the last ever free Last Thursdays (starting in 2015, vendors will have to apply and pay a fee in order to participate in...
Someone finally paid me. So I got a manicure It’s nearly 3am, and I’m finally ready to stop working and go to sleep. I’ve been...
I tried to embed this video “I’m A Guy”: http://youtu.be/lX3yYkkEulY because it has Keith and the Girl people in it, and I love them, even...
Turns out, setting up AV equipment is really fun! I wasn’t allowed to have Legos as a child, but I have a feeling this is...
Ben and I have found a new obsession: The Blacklist. We tried to watch it when it first came out and I hated everything about...
Oh my God. I didn’t blog last night either. I’m so overwhelmed with finding work, working, and worrying about work that I completely forgot to...
I was so tired last night that I fell asleep without blogging. That’s only happened twice before by my count. A sure sign that I...
I was a creepy kid. There was also page after page of really horrible poetry on my depression, as well as a trove of short...
I’ve been pretty down since that weird bullshit with the yelling trash thrower. On the one hand, her manic screaming and chasing routine reminded me...
I was minding my own damn business, walking my sweet, adorable dog, you guys know Pepper, but in case you don’t, here’s a refresher: I...
Here in Portland, we’re all about diversity.
His plane landed Wednesday morning and we’ve already eaten our way through most of Portland. Which is nice, because in the two weeks he was...
The Internet’s down, and the dog, who’s been getting increasingly agitated and restless over the last two weeks, just ate a bunch of Artichoke leaves,...
As I type this, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday. This week has simultaneously gone on forever and shot past me at lightening speed. For...
So Henry Rollins got lambasted after tearing into Robin Williams for killing himself, for which he has already apologized in his Rollinsey way. And I...
THURSDAY worked, watched TV, slept FRIDAY Worked, watched TV, slept SATURDAY Worked, watched TV, slept SUNDAY Played video games, slept, watched TV MONDAY Worked, went...
Ben’s going away for two weeks starting today (Thursday), so I have to make a new Things to Do list that will replace the list...
Nobody answered. Nobody at all. I’m so fucking tired. I haven’t been sleeping well. As usual, I know. But it’s so hard to write anything...
It’s still too hot to contribute to society. Here’s a thing I found in a bathroom. Ben: Wow, you really pulled out all the stops...
It was over 100 degrees today, and the humidity is 60%. Why the fuck did I even move here, again? My head hasn’t stopped hurting...
The short answer is that I came home one night and he was in my bed. The much longer answer starts the day we moved...
I’m sitting in a restaurant the size of a one car garage waiting for my dinner before I have to go lead a private ghost...
I am so happy to announce that you are reading the blog of one of the newest contributors to secularwoman.org! Today marks the official launch...
I forgot to write a blog. Below is every synonym for cunnilingus in the Sex Lexis, a dictionary of sexual terms. clitorilingus, cunnilinctio, cunnilinction, cunnilincto,...
Yesterday I lost a contract I thought I had in the bag. Today I interviewed for a job I don’t want and I got it....
As a lot of you guys know, when I was a kid, my mom was in and out of my life. One of those in...
I lied. July is looking mighty slim, and that is a damn problem. I got one good call today, and that was to invite me...
Oh, you make my job so easy! This dog is fucking precious and adorable,. She’s so much happier in Portland.
The other day I was sitting on my couch reading a book with a blanket over my lap while the rain pinged against the metal...
So, Mark Ruffalo, AKA The Hulk, personal almost acquaintance of mine from way back, did an AMA on Reddit today in an effort to drum...
I’ve only been fired once in my life. I was fourteen. The woman who fired me called me up the next month. The conversation went...
Yesterday’s blog was so short because I had a massive allergy attack and that was basically all I could write before spending the rest of...
I recently had a conversation with someone who told me they felt funny going to dinner or to the movies by themselves. When I told...
Who’s got two thumbs and thought it would be a good idea to stay awake all night reading? This dumb bitch. I am a wreck....
Ordinarily, I love Amy Poehler, and on any other night I would probably be totally into her RTing tweets from accomplished women, recent grads especially....
Just as there will always be people to tell you that you can’t do things, there will also be people who tell you that you...
I knew this day would come. I knew that, despite how great this city is overall, and how much happier I am here than I...
I know, you guys never watch my videos. My last video has 4 views, and three of them are mine. I feel like I’m cheating...
So I was reading this article written by a butch girl on her recent bra shopping experience, wherein she laments her paltry collection of only...
I don’t even think I addressed it when gay marriage became legal in California. Or when it became legal again. As it seems to go...
Today we drove down to Corvallis for a belated Mother’s Day celebration. We made dinner for Ben’s parents. Or, more accurately, Ben made his parents...
Since we moved to Portland, we’ve felt it necessary to start watching Grimm again. After a two or more year break, most of the minor...
Ben and I were talking about this the other day. He was comparing himself, an extremely risk averse person, to me and some other more...
If you’re trying to get a handle on things, this day last year I was significantly more manic and probably at least a little bit...
Oh man. That is a loaded topic. The thing about the mentally ill that I didn’t learn until this damage was done is that they...