Home.

We left Arcata at 9am, and got home to Portland at midnight. Now it’s 1am. Look at all the pretty pictures I took.

Pepper and Grandma

I wish I had been recording when Pepper saw grandma for the first time in two years. At first I was kind of worried because...

Head. Hurts

I forgot to eat for most of today, so now I have this splitting fucking headache. And now that I finally did eat dinner, I...

Beast Portland

Editor’s Note: I wrote this at 1 a.m. while tired and more than a little drunk from 6 perfect courses of amazing food and wine....

Dildo Update

Dildecorations still going strong. Hawthorne dildecoration still present and accounted for. No sign of the notorious Clinton street dildo thieves. pic.twitter.com/cjZoFWrR5r — Marina Rose Martinez...

Sleep Cycles

As I’m writing Wednesday’s blog, something that has become unusual for me is happening. It’s still Tuesday. When the massively shitty heat wave hit Portland...

Getting Organized

I spent most of Monday organizing our shelves. So far, this is the sum total of my accomplishment. Well, this and a 50 gallon bag...

Fucking Allergies

I am so tired. My throat hurts from coughing, my abs hurt from sneezing, and I’ve been putting chapstick on the inside of my nose...

Oh Lord.

The 6 hour drive from Klamath ended up being about 8 hours thanks to some extremely slow flatbed trucks coming up the 58, so I...

Guess Where I Am

I am sitting in a hotel room in Klamath Falls right now because I’m giving a presentation for my digital engagement business tomorrow. Ben and...

Hot Wet Heat

It was 90 degrees today. Everybody makes fun of desert dwellers because we always say temperatures in the 100s are okay because “it’s a dry...

Last day

My flight leaves today. So here are some more pictures. I’m so happy to be coming home. I did manage to cheer up about 3...

Falling asleep

I almost forgot to blog again. It’s after 1, I haven’t been sleeping due to LAck of boyfriend. I’m not quite as down on LA...

Los Angeles

By the time most of you read this I will have done it. I will be deep inside dreaded pit of insanity from whence I...

1 AM Sad Puppy Blues

Somebody’s a tired baby. What did I do right today? I hit the deadline for an important proposal, and I feel confident in our bid....

Wednesday, April 22

What did I do right today? I took it easy in the morning because I had trouble sleeping last night. I got all my relevant...

The Daily Grid

I mentioned that I overhauled my to-do list again. Click here to see the list I upgraded from, if you so desire. Thanks friend and...

That Startup Life

Q: What have you learned from your start-up? Since I don’t have any venture capitol, and I don’t have any intention to get venture capitol,...

I Would if I Could

In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. Look at what friend Ann got us at...

How to Fail

In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. “We’ve actually never had something good happen to...

The Eternal Question

Happy April Fools’ Day! This year, I decided to make a splash page to honor this month’s third most-popular search term that leads people to...

Vacation Day

I realized the other day that I’ve done some kind of work every single day for as far back as I can remember. The only...

12:15 a.m.

I’m too tired to write anything. I accidently ate breakfast at 3 p.m. My elbow hurts for no reason. Here is a picture of my...