Drunk Dad (Not Mine) Tried to Fight Me
Since we left Oregon on Dec. 30 in the morning, arrived in LA Dec. 31 in the morning, and only got a few hours sleep...
I do what I want.
Since we left Oregon on Dec. 30 in the morning, arrived in LA Dec. 31 in the morning, and only got a few hours sleep...
This is becoming a holiday tradition, and I really love it. Without further ado, the Christmas Twitter Hall of Fame for 2012 My mom is...
I mentioned on Monday that we bought our rat terrier Pepper a rainproof jacket for Christmas in Oregon. Specifically, we bought her the Cloud Chaser...
Saturday we visited Crafted at the Port of LA to see if we could pick up some last minute Christmas gifts before we head up...
Yesterday I teased that I would tell you the epic tale of my personal worst Christmas ever. I believe I suggested that I was crying...
I’ve been living under the specter of anxiety that is the holiday season since about 10 seconds after Thanksgiving, and I’m pretty sure you have...
I’ll admit, I was looking for something quick to throw up here tonight. I’ve been especially busy lately (I know, me saying I’m busy is...
I only actually slept between the hours of 4:30 and 7:30 this morning, and it’s 10:30 p.m. now, so this is probably going to make...
You may know that today, Dec. 1, is World AIDS Day. The purpose of this day is to bring awareness about HIV/AIDS, show support for...
We’ll get to the sex in a moment, but first there’s some more drama breaking out about my grandma, and what’s going to happen to...
Recently, Ben and I took Pepper on a hike at the Vicente Bluffs in Palos Verdes. We chose this trail, out of all of the...
The other day, Internet citizen and all around popular guy Matt Inman, proprietor of TheOatmeal.com posted a comic about being a content creator which you...
The morning after Thanksgiving I woke up excited. Not just for leftovers, or the fact that I get Friday off work. I woke up excited...
Hey guys, It’s 1 am, so this’ll be quick. I had a great Thanksgiving!! I mentioned it before, but this year we put the word...
One time, when I was about 16 and on vacation with my dad, I found some other kids my age, and was off getting fingered...
Oh Jesus, I’m so tired of myself right now. I came home from work and went straight to bed. Poor Ben had to walk the...
Instead of my usual pre-written post that auto-publishes on or around 5:30 a.m. ET, today I will do something I have never done before. To...
Click here for part 1 Click here for part 2 Click here for part 3 LOCAL MEASURES Measure A Appointment of County Assessor — County...
Click here for part 1 Click here for part 2 STATE PROPOSITIONS Proposition 35 Human Trafficking. Penalties Should the definition of human trafficking be expanded,...
Click here for part 1 STATE PROPOSITIONS Proposition 30: Temporary Taxes to Fund Education. Guaranteed Local Public Safety Funding Should the California Constitution be amended...
In light of the upcoming election, and the fact that I have yet to study my ballot with any real conviction, I’m killing two birds...
Marinaisgo: None of my drafts are interesting, and I have no idea what to write about instead. Twitter, what should tomorrow’s blog be about? lthrchris89:...
It’s no secret that I have a problem with authority. At different times in my life, and for different reasons, I have been absolutely terrified...
For awhile now, my buddy AmHam has been doing a free comedy show at 9:30 on Tuesday nights at Pedone’s Pizza in Hermosa Beach. Because...
Me: I just thought of something Benjamin: wait first watch this Me: wait is this a real advertisement for hot pockets? Benjamin: yes Me: yeah...
This is a character Ben and I have been working on together for years. She’s meant to be our version of the perfect female action...
Overwork has been a struggle I’ve had all of my adult life. Like anybody with a genuine problem, even as I write this, I think...
This morning I read the BuzzFeed article that reposted this video from the conservative blog campusreform.org. And I can’t help but think this was released...
I already talked about my hatred for the institution of marriage in this angry tirade, but my views have evolved in the last couple of...
How can you tell if you love someone? -Love and Marriage Eventually? Well, LAME, in December, it’ll be 9 years that Ben and I have...
Through the magic of tumblr, I was introduced to this post about how Lady Gaga’s body acceptance movement is bullshit. I think if I didn’t...
When I was a little kid, I lived with my grandma and grandpa, the latter of whom was completely insane. In addition to talking to...
You’re getting an outfit post because the WordPress app on my phone crashed and deleted the last half of what was supposed to be today’s...
So lately, EVERYwhere (tumblr) I go (tumblr) on the Internet (não, só tumblr) there’s this little red guy, doing ridiculous things. Credit for this art...
So this morning I was in the shower singing this song And I told Ben (we shower together) “you know this is one of two...
So Pepper is an awesome dog. She’s really smart, learns easily, and is fun to be with. She truly is a joy to have as...
Today was one of the many days where I couldn’t think of anything to blog. So, I asked twitter what to write about and my...
Last weekend has been so dramatic and so filled with ballsackery that I’m actually reading my own Facebook to remind me of the timeline. Hold...
The day after my meeting with mom was the day Grandma’s boyfriend got out of jail. She had been telling everybody in the family how...
This is the most recent update to the continuing drama surrounding my Grandma’s hip replacement, her near fatal visit to The Californian, and her boyfriend’s...
It’s Wednesday night, I’m blogging this from my grandma’s hospital room. We’re currently waiting for the staff to bring a wheelchair so we can wheel...
One time, I was having coffee with my beloved grandma, and she casually asked “Doesn’t Ben find you disgusting, with all that fat on you?”...
Lately I’ve been feeling that I have a social obligation to dress a certain way. Namely in a way that would be less comfortable, but...
If you’ve spent any amount of time on the Internet as a female, you’ll have had the experience where, shortly after being discovered, jerks treat...
Hello and welcome to advice time! David says: I fucking loathe my job. The people are toxic and I have zero friends. None if them...
Last night, Ben and I were talking about the curious situation where I downloaded the All in One SEO Pack, and started using the Google...
People who read this blog know that I had an abusive childhood. Hitting, berating and neglecting children is a time-old tradition in my family. It’s...
So it’s hard to unseat an incumbent President. Like, really super hard. Out of 43 Presidents, only 10 men ever beat out an incumbent, and...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...
So it took me about three days to watch this movie because I kept sad-quitting. The characters are all so weird, and pathetic and I...