Fall Intensifies
Tonight I ate pumpkin spice mochi ice cream and I am not sorry, because it was hella good. I was worried that the ice cream...
I do what I want.
Tonight I ate pumpkin spice mochi ice cream and I am not sorry, because it was hella good. I was worried that the ice cream...
“I, Spartacus Jones, challenge you, Ebinezer McScruffins to a duel. You have spread your filthmusk upon my tree for the last time, you son of...
Chapter 7: Girl Talk Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It Was a...
I’ve been going through a hard time lately. Kind of because my business closed, but not really. The real reason is something I started to...
For everybody asking why the Republican party only speaks out against Trump when he denigrates white women, I have the answer. These conservatives are only appalled...
One thing I really appreciate about the Pacific Northwest is how we all go around acting really sorry to have bothered anybody we happen to...
We are about to play a game with our friends. In California. I know, it’s not that surprising that online gameplay is already thing. It...
And a blank one for you to play along at home!
The business closes tomorrow and I have a very good attitude about it. I am suiting up and I am showing up and I am...
I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...
I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...
This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...
Since I so brazenly shared a low point yesterday. I want to update you guys. Mondays are always hard when things aren’t going well because...
As you guys know, I haven’t been blogging at my regular schedule for the last few months. My podcast has also fallen off, even though...
Hey bros. Cool new thing. It’s called Trump Dildo and you should get onto it dudes. Regular Trump is boring. Also he is lame. ...
This is for all y’all Democrats because I know you love this cerebral wordy college shit. Michael Moore has said he believes only satire can...
We are too busy fighting over who is the Hitler (race-bating Trump or election-fixing Hilary). We are missing the fact that this is (hopefully) the culmination of a...
Letter from Honda: Hey so you might be accidentally exploded by your air bag. Try not to let passengers sit in the front seat. Me:...
There’s a universal truth that nobody wants to look at, despite the fact that it is probably the most pervasive reality on earth. Some parents...
That’s not being “too nice” that’s people pleasing and codependency. Codependents aren’t nice out of the kindness of our broken, black little hearts. We’re nice...
You freak me the hell out. I love you so much that I believe to my core that I could live forever with you and...
I’ve been unreasonably obsessed with house buying shows lately and they’re giving me fucking heart palpitations, over how dumb they are, but also over some...
Shirts vs. Pants In the battle of shirts vs. pants, pants and skirts win. Primarily because I like a clean vagina and clothes on...
Friend Ruby found this modern bridal meditation on the true cost of perfectionism the other day and shared it with me, proto-bride. My initial reaction...
In case you were wondering, “They can’t order me to stop dreaming” is a direct quote from the original 1950 Disney Cinderella cartoon.
I haven’t had the time, or frankly the emotional fortitude to read all this anti trans toilet law bullshit. But is there something in there...
The inspiration
The selfie in question:
The previous years in review are here: 2014 2013 2012 You may have noticed that I’m not posting 5 days a week anymore. I might...
Most of us who have separated ourselves from the narcissistic, emotionally manipulative and abusive people in our lives have been asked some really dumb questions...
So I guess you’ve heard. Hot young lady founders of trendy up-and-coming companies have started posting their food diaries for the likes of Elle, and...
First of all, and this is totally unrelated to the larger review, but who in the fuck told Hollywood it’s okay to hit women in...
So, this ALL CAPS pro-Hillary rant has been making the rounds, and I have to say, there are some good points re: the misogyny that...
Fuck you for even making this a thing I had to see today. You wholly amoral piece of shit.
There are so many people writing about Bowie. How could you not? Like every freak since 1969, I had a David Bowie album. I had...
I want to say something about authenticity, and I’ll probably say it wrong; but I don’t have time for perfect people. Frequently, I feel like...
The dog has been extra needy since Ben and I started working out of the house more. She tends to whine constantly and pathetically whenever...
Because fantastical things happen. Like a side piece dude showing up and not completely taking over the plot. UPDATE: I haven’t watched any more episodes...
This is something I do every year for the holidays. I collect the funniest and most interesting tweets from around the Internet into Halls of...
It’s basically a part of my schedule now. I can’t be the only small business owner in the world who breaks down crying 2/3rd through...
This happened to me the other day and all the posts I read were for Galaxy 5s and didn’t work for my phone. So, if...
A portion of the proceeds go to fund immigrant housing. You can buy it here. The hot-hot-hot pages of the 2016 NYC Taxi Drivers calendar....
Platinum GSC in HD #nofilter #OMMP #KeepWondering #Oregon #PDX #WeedLoveToHelp #WeedCanHelp #Weedstagram #Pot #Marijuana #Cannabis #MaryJane #710 #Dabs #DabbersDaily #Dab #BHO #OnlySmokeTheFinest #IWillMarryMary #420 #WeShouldSmoke...
Friend Lisa shared this really well written article by a Ellen Burns, who isn’t inviting her mother to her wedding because they’re estranged, and she...
There’s a tragic sort of kismit in the fact that senseless bigots go on a mass murder spree in France and a certain number of...
Ben keeps telling me that I’m the only person who uses the word “gakked” to mean someone who has giant muscles and/or someone who is...
A scaly mammal that walks on two legs and has no teeth. That’s the voice of Maria Diekmann, one of three people worldwide who has...
Why don’t we all put our phones down and look at our children. Stare at them. Look deep into their tiny child eyes and just...
These photos are really dark. I tried to clean them up in Photoshop, but I may have made them worse. If I’m going to start...