2014 Christmas Twitter Hall of Fame

I got a good crop this year. But first, the trend of promoted tweets linked to depraved search terms continues. Merry Christmas to Ford, Unilever, and Budweiser, you fucking sick bastards.




On to the real reason for the season:

Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?

This is why communications is an essential part of any relationship.

Only one person can answer that question, and it sure isn’t me.

Fighting the good fight.

So it is.

You’d basically have to… or your entire career is a joke, right?